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MGS: Flash Collab DISC 01 MGS: Flash Collab DISC 01

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Pretty decent.

It's really hard to judge this given the amount of content in it.

The quality of the clips ranged from hilarious to... somewhat painful to watch. For a good majority of them, the author's seem to think that the best way to entice laughter is to go "LOOK, HERE'S A PENIS! IT'S FUNNY!" The worst offender being the obvious and inevitable "Solid Snake" dick innuendo that's existed almost as long as the character has. Then again, I've come to expect this sort of thing from Newgrounds...

There's also the issue of some of the jokes dragging on and being overdone, or explained. One of the funniest parts for me was Snake with the fan attached to his neck just to blow the bandanna around. There was no explanation to it, and it was only there for a few seconds. Since everyone who plays Metal Gear would pick up on the joke immediately it's pretty funny. Unfortunately, the same scene was immediately killed by the 'joke' described above.

It's somewhat disappointing, since there are TONS of potential jokes for the Metal Gear series, but most of the scenes seem to stick the the same few things:
-Some overly exaggerated sexual joke.
-Raiden being gay
-Snake being old

I guess there's something in here that everyone will find humorous for themselves, but for about half of the scenes, it's the same dick jokes over and over.

I did find a few particularly funny, though.
Namely "The Failure," as well as The Fury in the cafeteria

Either way, good work to all of the contributors.



: Zip Codes : : Zip Codes :

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pure awesome in every way.

Foamy is friggen pissed!

I do hate it when businesses do that kind of crap to you, though. It happened to me at a Gamestop a few days ago.



Charlie the Unicorn 3 Charlie the Unicorn 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Epic

That rap in the end seriously reminded me of the old Pokemon episodes...

Great work!


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Saturday Morning Watchmen Saturday Morning Watchmen

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome Stuff

I love the way it completely contradicts the reality of the watchmen.

To be honest I was upset with the movie, particularly how they butchered the ending from the comic. But it worked, I guess.

Either way, this is greatly animated. And when I saw the credits I thought an entire episode was going to start. But it didn't. I wish there was one though, I think it'd be great.

Good Job!


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{PS} Crazy Laws: Maryland {PS} Crazy Laws: Maryland

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice.

I live in Maryland.. and just about all of it's population should be in jail right about now.....



Break of War Break of War

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very Touching

Nicely made. Although I'm not sure carpet bombing the enemy with lightbulbs is the best strategy


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-=B=- -=B=-

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

So pointless, yet so good.

Do I vote 0? Or not!? Damn!

3'd.

At least it had some effort...
Good job.


f0rt responds:

Took an hour or so to make. Happy


Command & Conquer WZHS Command & Conquer WZHS

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Too True...

I actually loved Red Alert 2. (But I think they did overpower the Soviets)

As for Generals, you're right on every point. EA Takes some of the best games and ruins them. Complete lack of care for their customers... I'm glad they couldn't get their claws on Ubisoft.

Great job.

(PS, I accidentally gave C&C: TC a 0/10... SORRY!)


Killerratte responds:

Tom Fulp should really redo that voting system ...


Command & Conquer TE Command & Conquer TE

Rated 0 / 5 stars

LOL

You pretty much captured C&C perfectly. I'dlovce to see one based on Red Alert 2.

Great work!


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0 ...


TRACER episode 1 TRACER episode 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Beautiful Submission

Perfect animation and acting. It reminds me of "A Scanner Darkly" somehow. The only somewhat unrealistic bit I noticed was the arm scene, but still, great work, and I'll be sure to catch the rest.